The Great Ancient Kingdom of The Arain Delta is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexandre Francisco-Mæ Arain with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 946 million Arainians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arainia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The Arainian economy, worth 51.8 trillion Coins of Alexandre a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,757 Coins of Alexandre, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, a broken arm or leg no longer costs an arm and a leg, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Arain Delta's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Arain Delta is ranked 215,098^th in the world and 292^nd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.